Stereotype jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"