The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
