Stereotype jokes
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Wears pink.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."