Stereotype jokes
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.