Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!