Stereotype jokes
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."