Stereotype jokes
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Little Johnny is gay.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Whatβs the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.