Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Stereotype Jokes
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
