Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.