Stereotype jokes
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
All Nepali love momos.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.