Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Stereotype Jokes
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
