What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!