Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they're the ones who made the toys.