Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Stereotype Jokes
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
