Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
