Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.