A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Stereotype Jokes
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
