Stereotype jokes
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.