Stereotype jokes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.