Stereotype jokes
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.