Stephen jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!