Stephen jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking died.