Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
