Stephen jokes
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.