Stephen jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.