Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking ? The electric wheelchair.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!