Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.