Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
There may be hope for Stephen Hawking yet.
His nose runs.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.