Stephen jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.