Stephen jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking died.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."