Stephen jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.