Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Q: Why can’t Stephen hawking go to the countryside A: there’s no signal
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isnt going to heaven? Because it's a stairway not a ramp
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
