What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Stephen Jokes
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
