Stephen

Stephen Jokes

Black Hole

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Battery

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

IQ

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Death

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Pacer Test

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Song

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.