Stephen

Stephen jokes

Pacer Test

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Click

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Chase

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Tesla

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Poker

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

IQ

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Battery

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

Message

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."