Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
There may be hope for Stephen Hawking yet.
His nose runs.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.