What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
