Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Black Hole

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

Heaven

I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.

Jesus

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

Wi-Fi

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

Net

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...

Electronics

How did Stephen Hawking really die?

His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!

Phone

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

Band

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.