Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.