Stephen Hawking jokes
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Your fat!