Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Death

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.

Body

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Husband

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.

Battery

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.

Action

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

Hard Drive

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.