Stephen Hawking jokes
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Fuck all reading this.