Stephen Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
My will to live.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.