Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

House

Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.

Husband

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.

Body

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Battery

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.

Action

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

Hard Drive

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.