Stephen Hawking jokes
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.