What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
did you hear how Stephen Hawkings died he lost wifi conection
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Your fat!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
