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Anonymous
8 years ago

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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  • Anonymous
    11 years ago

    What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

    Nothing.

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