Stephen Hawking jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
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Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.