Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Joke.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
This website hahahahahahaha!
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Your face.
