Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.
you.
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
