Stephen Hawking jokes

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?

What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

What do you call someone smart and dead?

Stephen Hawking...

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.