Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."