How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world
How did Stephen hawking actually die
He lost wi- fi conection
What were Stephen hawkings last words the Microsoft shut down sound
stephen hawking, more like ice cream
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
His wife shut off the internet.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
what does Stephen hawking eat?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
