How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Stephen Hawking Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
His wife shut off the internet.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
