Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.