Statistics show 9 outa 10 people enjoy gang rape
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
97 percent of women.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans donโt like the taste of monkey
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? ๐๐๐
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
Did you know, tha average gay person likes men?
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
(Kizaru's back.)
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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