In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if youāre a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
