Statistics jokes

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.