I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob.... if we dont get some support soon people will start to think we are balls.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I'll start: Monokuma.
What starts with F and ends with CK firetruck
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
