I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
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An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What starts with F and ends with CK firetruck
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
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