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This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.

Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.

Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

It's all fun and games until they start dancing.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.