Star jokes
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?