what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
texas is such a shitty state. there’s a reason it only has one star.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
Why can't orhans get 5 stars in gta
Because there not wanted
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
What did a Jedi say to dark Vader your not my father I am yours
How do stars get their name by a black hole because is sueeeee
What did the start say is Star Trek
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
why cant orphans go to a five star hotel???
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
