What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.