What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
