What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!