Star Wars jokes
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!