What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
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Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
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My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.
