Chewbacca jokes

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Death once had a near Chuck experience.