Star Wars jokes

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

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Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

Because he's their father.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?

DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

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