Star Wars

Star Wars jokes

Jedi

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Memes

News

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Chicken

Why did the chicken enter the cave?

Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

Jockey

What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?

"Use the horse!"

Orphan

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Trump

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

"Yesssss Massager!"

Pet

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

Fighter

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

Beef

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.