Star Wars jokes
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.