Star Wars jokes
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
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Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.