Star Wars

Star Wars jokes

Jedi

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Test

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Jedi

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Fart

What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?

DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

Culture

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

Version

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Jedi

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

Erection

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

Animal

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!