Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader? Because he's their father.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
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You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
What do you call a bar run by gungans? Jar Jar Drinks
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
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Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss Massager!
