Star Wars jokes
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.