Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
