Star Wars jokes
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.