Star Wars jokes
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Memes
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!