Star Wars jokes
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.