Star Wars jokes
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"