You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club? Dirty bitch, you are
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
