The Empire jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.