The Empire jokes

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

King.

England: No towers?

America: No queen?

England: Remember 1812?

America: No tea?