The Empire jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.