Stand jokes
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝