Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

why would a dead guy lie?

because he can’t stand up

What do you call two micahael j fox’s standing next to eachother?

Parallel Parkinson’s

What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?

This is a stand-up.

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn’t pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: “You told me to aim up high”.

All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it

What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lives Matter

Why can’t pirates play cards? Because they’re standing on the deck.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn’t stand a chance against both of us

I saw a guy raping a girl in the park so I decided to help. She didn’t stand a chance against the two of us.

The M and D in orphan stands for Mom and Dad.

I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong

the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem

Why are all women’s feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove

Some say Stephen Hawking couldn’t stand up for himself 😂

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency

What type of comedy can’t steven hawking do?


Could it be ligma. Ligma balls daddy