What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
The W in African stands for water.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church? They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father
public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don't see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair. He couldn't stand a chance.
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
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So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
