Stand

Stand Jokes

There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure

/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!

Rachel: alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!