What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?????????????
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
Why can’t emos stand in chairs Because they never get down
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
