Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
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All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just wonāt stand for it
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why canāt bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: Itās always 90 degrees.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can Ģt do stand up.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, Iām right here if you need help Sister: thatās my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
