What does RIP stand for on Maddies head stone? Raped in Portugal !
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair
Why do disabled always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves
😳 🤔 What does BLM stand for? ✒ Black Lust Matters
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys penises
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
What does the initials POOP stand for ? Polacks Order Our Poop 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
My cousin: “how’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when ur at softball practice?!” Me: “lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Why did Hitler go for handicap?because they can’t stand up for themselves
once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.
New teacher:everyone stand up if u think you are stupid.
Student: stands up
Teacher: why did u stand up?
Student: I hate seeing u stand up there by yourself
