When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didnāt think anyone would stand up so she asked him, āWhy did you stand up?ā He answered, āI didnāt want to leave you standing up by yourself.ā
a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.
store owner : why didn't you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now
One day little Jonnys is in class it is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid stand up." lIttle Jonny stood up. The teacher asked him why do you think you're stupid. Little Jonny said I don't think I am stupid. Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself š
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Two Native Americans š„“š„“š„“
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
The twin towers were the best soilders ever. Stand together, FALL TOGETHER!
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family Me: yep they definitely have one 100% šÆ
There was A disabled kid at my door he said Iām selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I donāt understand why he just canāt stand up for himself
NASA Stands for... national adult s3x Association
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader? Because he's their father.
The d in Africa stands for democracy....
