What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine đșđŠ
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Stand in the corner.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I hated getting bullied in school
because I could never stand up for my self
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
People in Wheelchairs Should really stand up for themselves
most poeple don't realize this, but the F in orphan, stands for family.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, âI can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.â
Donald Trump replies, âThatâs not possible. Youâll have to show me.â Then the Pope slaps him.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I love Steven Hawkingâs stand-up comedy!
