Sports jokes
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.