Sports jokes
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
get this one guys
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.