Sports jokes
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.