Sports jokes
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. š
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Memes
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they donāt know where home is.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they donāt have a home base.
The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
I was at a farm in France called āUber eats Farmer leagueā, then I saw a strange creature called āPessiā. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didnāt know what I should do so I decided to shout āBig games! Big games!ā Pessi scurried away.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because itās the only way theyāll ever get love.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
A ball hit me in the vagina.