Sports jokes
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Someone stole my balls :(
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.