Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Okay, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is playing on two meanings of the word "home." Like, orphans don't have a home to go to (duh!), and in baseball, you have to run "home" to score. It's funny 'cause it's sad! And you probably smell.