Sports jokes
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
I like balls.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez