Sports jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
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Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.