Sports jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!