Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
Why Can't Orphans Play Base Ball? They Can't Find Home
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because it doesn't know where home is...... *sniff
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What's a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
