What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
Sports Jokes
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
