Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
Why Can't Orphans Play Base Ball? They Can't Find Home
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because it doesn't know where home is...... *sniff
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
What is a Mexicans favourite sport
Cross country
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
