Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Sports Jokes
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
