Sports jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.