What do you call Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console but the game kept crashing
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse
What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country!!!
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.
A man decides on a day that it is time to buy a pet. He goes to the pet store, looks around and sees a beautiful parrot, sitting quietly on a stick in his cage. Yet the beast has no feet and paws. "What is the matter with you?" the man thinks aloud. "Well, that's how I was born, I'm actually a faulty parrot" says the bird. "Haha," the man laughs, "it seems like that parrot understands what I'm saying and even answers!" "I understand everything you say, I am extremely intelligent and very well educated," says the bird. "Well, if you're so smart then tell me how you can stay on your stick without legs." "Well," says the parrot, "it's a bit embarrassing, but okay, I wrap my little parrot penis around the stick, like a hook, but I hide that with my thick feathers." "Wow, you really understand everything I say, do not you?" "Yes, yes," replies the bird, "and I speak Spanish and English fluently, I can speak on a level about almost everything, politics, religion, sport and philosophy and I specialize in bird science, you should buy me, I am also a very good friend for you. " The man looks at the price tag, 200 euros is on it. "Sorry, I can not afford that." "Psst," whispers the parrot as he beckons the man with his wing closer. "Nobody wants me because I do not have legs, just bid 25 euros and you can take me with you." The man offers 25 euros and walks 5 minutes later with the parrot out of the store. A few weeks pass. The parrot is sensational. He is fun and interesting, gives good advice, is sympathetic to everyone, in short; the perfect roommate and friend. One day the man comes home from work and the parrot says "Pssssssssssst" while he beckons his wing again. The man comes close to the cage. "I do not know if I should tell you this," says the parrot, "but it's about your wife and the postman." "What!?" says the man. "Well, the postman came to the door and your wife greeted him in a nothing disguised nightgown and kissed him flat on the mouth." "And then," the man hisses, "What happened then?" "Well, the postman came in, grabbed her nightgown and started caressing her everywhere." "My God," says the now furious man, "And what else did they do?" "Then he took off her nightgown, went through his knees and started to lick her everywhere, starting at her breasts and getting further and further down." "And then, what happened, what else did they do?" the man screams . "No idea," says the papgaai, "I got a boner and thundered off my stick ..."
Why are frogs 🐸 good at basketball 🏀?
Because they always make jump shots.
what is Africa's most famous sport?
the hunger games.
Why cant Orphans play baseball? They cant find home.
why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there would be no home base
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
why cant Asians play baseball
because they ate all the bats
Why do gay people like sports?
Bc they get to play with balls.