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why cant orphans play cricket? because they cant find home
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team ?
It's cuz they always eat the bat .
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeballs
Why can't Orpans play baseball? They don't know where home is
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight- nothing
Why can’t orphans not play baseball because They can’t find home
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Why can't orphans play Baseball?
Cuz they cant ind home.
I like balls
