Sports Jokes

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

The image shows a person in a pit in the ground with a small bottle in their hand. The text above reads, "Jake Paul digging up Muhammad Ali to fight him next."

Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?

Because he couldn't find home!

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?

It's the only way they’ll get love.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

A Juan on Juan.

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Arsenal

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

They never get love.

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!