Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀