Sports jokes

Boat

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Kobe Bryant

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Step

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

Penaldo

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Newborn

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Memes

Basketball

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Orphan

Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?

It's the only way they’ll get love.

Basketball

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Family

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Quote

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Orphan

Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

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  • Fire

    Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

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