Sports jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.

Why doesn't China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.

Why did the police go to a baseball game?

Because a player stole the base.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?

Because he’s a ball hog.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

What is a dry swimmer?

Not in the water...