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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
Cleveland Browns
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
Why can't orphans play base ball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don know where home is
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball a Juan on juan
Why are orphans so good at tennis. They never get love. Btw laugh and Tennis means zero
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
why cant orphans play baseball cause they cant go to home base😈
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
whats the same about a newborn and a football? you can kick them both very easily.
