Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
Cleveland Browns
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play base ball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don know where home is
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball ................ because he couldn't find home !!!
why cant orphans play baseball they cant find a home
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Why can’t orphans play base ball They don’t know where home is
whats the same about a newborn and a football? you can kick them both very easily.
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't? Answer: A home
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat he would’ve named it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
