Sports Jokes

Why doesn't China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*

get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”