Sports jokes
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.