Sports jokes
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.