Sports jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.