What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Sports Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
