Sports jokes
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Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).