Sports jokes
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.