Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Sports Jokes
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
