"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Sports Jokes
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Rangers are a joke.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
