Sports jokes
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Basketballs are bigger than end.