Sport jokes
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.