Sport jokes

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"

"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't have a home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.

What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.

Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.

Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!