Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!