Sport

Sport jokes

Team

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

Stroke

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Bunch

What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Penalty

I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.

Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Team

Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!

Chihuahua

My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.

I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he had no home to go to.

Ball

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play cricket?

'Cause they don't know where the home is.

Ball

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Run

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!