Sport jokes
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!