Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Baseball is awesome!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.