Sport jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
BIJAN WON DOAK
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Comment your favorite sport.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.