Sport jokes
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.