Sport jokes
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Memes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.