How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
