Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
