Sport jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.