Sport jokes
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.