Sport jokes
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
S, ss, slalom. A.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.