Sport jokes
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.