Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Memes
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
S, ss, slalom. A.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.